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1.  How do you put a giraffe into a  refrigerator?
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Stop  and think about it and decide on your answer  before you scroll  down.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
The  correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in  the giraffe, and close the door.

 

 


This question  tests whe the r you tend to do simple things in an  overly complicated  way.

 


 
 
 
 
 
2  How do you put an elephant into a  refrigerator?
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Did  you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the   elephant, and close the   refrigerator?

 

 


 
Wrong .

 

 


Correct Answer: Open  the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in  the elephant and close the door.

 

 


This tests your  ability to think through the repercussions of  your previous  actions..

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. 
All the animals
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Which animal does not  attend?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 

 
 
 
Correct  Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the   refrigerator. You just put him in the re.

 

 

This tests your memory...

 

 


Okay, even if you  did not answer the first three questions  correctly, you still have one more chance to  show your true  abilities.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4.  There is a river you must cross but it is used  by crocodiles, and
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you  do not have a boat.

 

 


How do you manage  it?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 

 
 
 

 
 
Correct  Answer:? You jump into the river and swim  across.
                                   Have you not been listening?

 

 


All the   crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

 

 


This tests whe the r you learn quickly from your  mistakes.

 

 


 
According to  Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%  of the Professionals
they tested got all questions wrong, but many  preschoolers got several correct answers.     
 


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