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JOKES- RING MY BELL ?

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. 





"From now on when I say BELL 1 

I want you to strip naked. 

When I say BELL 2 

I want you to jump in bed. 

And when I say BELL 3 

We are going to make love all night.
 

"The next night he came home from work and yelled 

" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. 





When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.


When he yelled " BELL 3!", they began making love. 

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" 

"What the hell is BELL
 4?" asked the husband? 




"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied

"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."


 

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