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Honey
 
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend�s
home for dinner one evening.  She was
impressed by the way her lady friend
preceded every request to her husband
with endearing terms such as: Honey,
My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. 
The couple had been married almost
70 years and, clearly, they were still very
much in love.
 
While the husband was in the living room,
her lady friend leaned over to her hostess
to say, "I think it's wonderful that, after all
these years, you still call your husband
all those loving names."

The elderly lady hung her head.  "I hate
to tell you the truth," she said, "but his
name slipped my mind about 10 years ago,
and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky
old asshole what his name is."

 
 

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