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King  Arthur and the Witch:  

Young  King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a  neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was  moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him  his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.  Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a  year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.  

The question?...What do women really want? Such a  question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to  young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was  better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have  an answer by year's end.

He returned to his  kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the  wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no  one could give him a satisfactory answer.  

Many people advised him to consult the old witch,  for only she would have the answer.

But the  price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the  kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.  

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no  choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the  question, but he would have to agree to her price first.  

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the  most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest  friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was  hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage,  made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a  repugnant creature in all his life.

He  refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a  terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke  with Arthur

He said nothing was too big of a  sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the  Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed  and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:  

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be  in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the  kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth  and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And  so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and  Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.  

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot,  steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.  But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had  ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked  what had happened

The beauty replied that  since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she  would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time  and the beautiful maiden the other half.  

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the  day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the  predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his  friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch?  Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by  night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate  moments?

What would YOU do?  

What Lancelot chose is  below.
 


BUT....make  YOUR choice before you scroll down  below.
 


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Noble Lancelot said  that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.  

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be  beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let  her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what  is the moral to this story?
 




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The  moral is......
 
If  you don't let a woman have her own way....  
Things  are going to get ugly!  

 

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