God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking,
drinking and sex If he wants to get into heaven.....
The man said he would try his best.
God visited the man a week later to see how he was getting on.
Not bad" said the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking.
However when the wife bent over the lounge suite
I caught sight of her long slender legs, I pull her skirt up,
and we made love then and there.
They don't like that in heaven, said God...
The man replied They're not too happy about it in Harvey Norman either!
