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Why did the British wear red coats in battle?

 

During the recent royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that

Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British "red

coat."  Many people have asked, "why did the British wear red coats in

battle?"

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.  During one battle, the

French captured a British Colonel.  They took him to their headquarters, and

the French General began to question him.

 

Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked, “Why do you British

officers all wear red coats?  Don’t you know the red material makes you

easier targets for us to shoot at?”

 

In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the officer informed the General that

the reason British officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the

blood won’t show, and the men they are leading won’t panic.

 

And that is why, from that day forward, all French Army officers wear brown

trousers.

 

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