> > A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is
> > to
> > clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
> >
> > As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss,
> > he
> > beats it to death with a spade.
> >
> > Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by
> > feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
> >
> > Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
> > attacked
> > by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
> >
> > He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?
> > Feed
> > them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.
> >
> > He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
> >
> > He then moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
> > American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs
> > the
> > spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and
> > shovels
> > them into the lions' cage because lions eat anything.
> >
> > Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to a resident
> > lion and asks "What's the food like here?"
> >
> > The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant.
> > Today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees."
> >
> >
> >
> > I KNOW, I KNOW
> > BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING TO FORWARD IT ON, I CAN TELL . .
> > to
> > clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
> >
> > As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss,
> > he
> > beats it to death with a spade.
> >
> > Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by
> > feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
> >
> > Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
> > attacked
> > by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
> >
> > He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?
> > Feed
> > them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.
> >
> > He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
> >
> > He then moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
> > American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs
> > the
> > spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and
> > shovels
> > them into the lions' cage because lions eat anything.
> >
> > Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to a resident
> > lion and asks "What's the food like here?"
> >
> > The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant.
> > Today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees."
> >
> >
> >
> > I KNOW, I KNOW
> > BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING TO FORWARD IT ON, I CAN TELL . .
