ITS MY GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY TODAY
A Golden Moment ?
My Golden Anniversary
Not often celebrated, but I know not why.
Is it something to be ashamed of ?
Of course not.
Is it something to celebrated
OF COURSE IT IS.
AND WHY NOT ?
Being 67 years old this week got me thinking
Not only my birthday , But also 50 years ago.
It came to me while lying in bed this afternoon
Its my fcuking anniversary
24th June 1960
No really !
It is 50 year ago today since I fcuked my first girl.
I am sure she wont mind
If she even remembers me
But I remember her
She was Catriona McKinnon
The place was Blackwaterfoot
Isle of Arran
And we were on holiday
It happened in the back of my father’s shooting break
Perhaps that’s why they called it a shooting break
It was a holiday romance
The sort that only last for one holiday.
I have never seen her since,
But I remember her face
And I remember her pussy
A lovely hairy one
Ive always liked hairy ones
IT WAS A REALLY LOVELY FCUK TOO.
Maybe that’s the reason why
A MEMORABLE AND PLEASANT EXPERIENCE
THERE HAVE BEEN SOME AND THERE HAVE BEEN SOME TIMES TO FORGET…
There I was in bed with my wife
Not the first nor the second
But I hope the last.
She wasn’t even born then
She’s 25 now and a lovely ….
So there I was askin her if she would like to go round the world again !!!!!!!!!!
And it just came to be.
50 years of “boom booming”
AND I THOUGHT
IT COULD HAVE BEEN WITH SO MANY GIRLS
BUT I AM SO GLAD IT WAS MY “ROSE”
Well ! Go on congratulate me.
Just as I would congratulate you if you can remember your 50th year anniversary
Fcuk Women Lib
This is one for the boys.
I know what you may be thinking
Which was the best
Which was the most memorable
Well! You can ask, but I couldn’t possbly comment
Sufficient to say :-
“THANK HEAVENS FOR LITTLE GIRLS”
FOR LITTLE GIRLS GET OLDER EVERY DAY
THANK HEAVENS FOR LITTLE GIRLS
THEY GROW UP IN THE MOST DELIGHTFUL WAY….
Doesn’t my Platinum or Diamond come next?
In 25 more years
I will be 92 then
What do you mean too old?
You’re only as old as you feel
And I still feel like it everyday.
With a little help from Bluey.
